Better Out Than In
I really like my dinner
It's true, I really do.
But my tummy is just a little bit full
And I really need a poo.
If I just eat ever so slowly
Maybe the poo will go away
So I can keep on eating
And poo another day.
But I think my Dad has noticed
Me squirming in my seat
He says 'Go on! Plop it out!
Then you'll have room to eat.'
It's true, my tummy's aching...
Ok poo, you win.
Like my Nan says when she picks her nose:
'Better out than in.'