Better Out Than In

I really like my dinner

It's true, I really do.

But my tummy is just a little bit  full

And I really need a poo.


If I just eat ever so slowly

Maybe the poo will go away

So I can keep on eating

And poo another day.


But I think my Dad has noticed

Me squirming in my seat

He says 'Go on! Plop it out!

Then you'll have room to eat.'


It's true, my tummy's aching...

Ok poo, you win.

Like my Nan says when she picks her nose:

'Better out than in.'